imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

"I wouldn’t necessarily mind people not knowing I’m gay, but I don’t like being thought of as straight — in the same way that I don’t mind people not knowing I’m a writer, but it would be awkward if they assumed I was an extreme skateboarder, because that’s so far removed from the reality of my life. But there is no blank slate where orientation is concerned; we are straight until proven otherwise. And if you’ve never seen how dramatically a conversation can be derailed by a casual admission of homosexuality, let me tell you, it gets awkward."

My Life as an Invisible Queer - Cosmopolitan (via feministlibrarian)

This speaks to me so much, and is probably the most important part, but let me tell you, I like this bit more:

What would be great, I think, is if I could hire some kind of old-timey town crier to precede me into any room I enter, shouting “Lesbian coming! Lesbian coming this way!” and possibly ringing some kind of bell. Then everyone would already know before our interaction commenced, and they could be pleasant or horrible as the spirit moved them, but at least we’d be communicating from a place of honesty and I wouldn’t have to worry about whether I’ll inadvertently reveal myself.

(via aceadmiral)


i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know

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im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan


It is done.

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It is done.




"i wish platonic dates were a thing" have you never gone out anywhere with any of your friends ever

idk i feel like there’s a pretty big difference between “hey i’m bored let’s grab some food/ watch a movie/ hang out” and “i want to spend quality time with a person who is important to me with the express intention of improving our friendship and making each other happy” or something.

I mean whatever you want to call it, I wish asking people to hang out with me while wearing fancy clothes and eating ice cream together and holding hands was more of a thing

Bro, if we still lived in the same city, I swear…

I need to figure out how to tell my boyfriend that his plants seem to have died (they were already on their way anyway) while technically under my care. 

I’ve decided that the best way will be like that one doctor from Arrested Development. 

Clever misdirects help, right?


Fact: Panromantic asexuals are especially good at making pancakes, due to their affinity for both pans and cakes.


behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole



I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

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