Jeff Winger Speeches→ 1x07, Pierce’s Bad Trip
Pierce: I’m old, Jeff.
Jeff: Pierce, I don’t know how you spent the first 60 years, but I know in the last two months, you’ve probably doubled the national average for amount of life lived per lifetime.
Pierce: Well, I do have a young African American friend.
Jeff: Yeah, and more importantly, you’re dressed like a gladiator in a desk fort that you built during a bad trip. If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you’re a hero to everything that’s ever lived.
Community | Abed as Batman, 1x07 & 3x09
“If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Where ever there are masks or if there’s tom foolery in joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can’t sleep. You sleep, I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I a bird? No, I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.”