“Hey Gandalf,” asked Bilbo, “do you think for my going-away party, you could get my favorite ’70s rock band?”
“BILBO BAGGINS,” replied the wizard, “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICK!”
(Source: punkasfrick)
“Hey Gandalf,” asked Bilbo, “do you think for my going-away party, you could get my favorite ’70s rock band?”
“BILBO BAGGINS,” replied the wizard, “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICK!”
(Source: punkasfrick)
(Source: thisladyoucannotchange)
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
GUYS
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP
i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:
“Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. […] The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.”
I’ve been waiting for this gifset
^^^
(Source: inspirationoutlet)
“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”
owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth
uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions
this is why Bilbo is my hero
(Source: cleanwhitekeds)
And one day your father will see it.
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I am an Erin and an Erin is many things. Some of those include: female, teenagerly, and queer, and poly. I'm not a high functioning sociopath, an anarchist cat owner, a 900 year old time travelling alien, or an epileptic photographer.
One of my big things right now that takes up time and energy is my studying of International Development. It seeps into every aspect of my beeing. You've been warned.
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