“Hey Gandalf,” asked Bilbo, “do you think for my going-away party, you could get my favorite ’70s rock band?”
“BILBO BAGGINS,” replied the wizard, “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICK!”
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
Lots of people wanted to see Eowyn! Of course the Rohirrim are a biker gang.
“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”
owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth
uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions
this is why Bilbo is my hero
And one day your father will see it.
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